Asian Language Writing Systems
- This is Korean:
안녕하세요
- This is Chinese:
你好
- This is Thai:
สวัสดีครับ
- This is Japanese:
こんにちは
- This is also Japanese:
グッドモーニング
- And this is also Japanese:
猛烈宇宙交響曲
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Japanese is a whore of a language.
- And this is Vietnamese:
Xin chào
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Vietnamese is an outsider.
- Introducing Tagalog:
Magandang gabi, po.
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Vietnamese is not alone.
- Dutch:
Hallo, Mijn naam is ...
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Dutch is now Asian too.
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Hebrew = No
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Hebrew is now a sad puppy
- English:
Hello, everyone.
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English is an international language. English demands special membership.
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Hebrew punches English in the face because English is a fucking bitch
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Dutch denies them both, discussion closed.
- Italian:
Ciao, il mio nome è...
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Italian wins. Because bitches love Italian.
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Netherlands owns the international court of law. I decide and it's the end. Italian not allowed.
- Italian:
...
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Italian feels really bad for this. It will go on complaining. And it won't cook for you people anymore.
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English pats Italian in the back and invites Italian to the 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner.
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Italian smiles to English, and offer to cook just for it. And everyone in the "Dutch is a jerk ass" corner.
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The 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner proceeds to have an awesome party. And Dutch isn't invited.
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Hebrew joins the party and hopes English isn't mad at it
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English got a restraining order against Hebrew for that punch.
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Hebrew excuses that it was just being emotional and English was nearby
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English thinks Hebrew needs therapy.
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Hebrew says that it's perfectly normal for a language that was dead for two milleniums
- Meanwhile Portuguese is like:
AHUAHUAHIAHUEHIUEHUEHIUEHUEHIEHEUHI
- Spanish quietly writes everything down while whispering:
this will be the best soapopera ever
