- This is Korean:
- This is Chinese:
- This is Thai:
- This is Japanese:
- This is also Japanese:
- And this is also Japanese:
Japanese is a whore of a language.
- And this is Vietnamese:
Vietnamese is an outsider.
- Introducing Tagalog:
Magandang gabi, po.
Vietnamese is not alone.
Hallo, Mijn naam is ...
Dutch is now Asian too.
Hebrew = No
Hebrew is now a sad puppy
English is an international language. English demands special membership.
Hebrew punches English in the face because English is a fucking bitch
Dutch denies them both, discussion closed.
Ciao, il mio nome è...
Italian wins. Because bitches love Italian.
Netherlands owns the international court of law. I decide and it's the end. Italian not allowed.
Italian feels really bad for this. It will go on complaining. And it won't cook for you people anymore.
English pats Italian in the back and invites Italian to the 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner.
Italian smiles to English, and offer to cook just for it. And everyone in the "Dutch is a jerk ass" corner.
The 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner proceeds to have an awesome party. And Dutch isn't invited.
Hebrew joins the party and hopes English isn't mad at it
English got a restraining order against Hebrew for that punch.
Hebrew excuses that it was just being emotional and English was nearby
English thinks Hebrew needs therapy.
Hebrew says that it's perfectly normal for a language that was dead for two milleniums
- Meanwhile Portuguese is like:
- Spanish quietly writes everything down while whispering:
this will be the best soapopera ever